Lu Banxian of the East China Sea: Sign-In and Street Vending

After transmigrating to the world of One Piece, he becomes a fortune-teller.

His fame spreads across the entire world.

The Four Emperors fight until they're battered and bleeding just to get their fortunes told.

If the Celestial Dragons want a reading, they have to kneel before me first.

On the surface, I tell fortunes. In truth, I manipulate the whole world.

The Land of Women becomes my harem, the Four Emperors become my bodyguards, Marine Headquarters turns into a reception area, and pirates give up treasure hunting to listen to me talk about feng shui!

Lu Banxian: Forgive my bluntness, but I've been reading bones for thirty years, and this is the first time I've been unable to feel a single bone. It's all damn fat!

Boa Hancock: How annoying! Darling! You're touching the wrong place! There aren't any bones there to begin with!

Luffy: I'm gonna be the King of Fortune-Telling!

Lu Banxian: You damn pervert! Get lost!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.