The Unorthodox Spiritual Master

"He is simply not a human being. He is even scared of ghosts. He is so bad, so bad! Woohoo - we have to file a complaint!" The inspection envoy said expectantly: "If you two have any requests, just ask, and I will make the decision for you!" "Request? Yes, yes. Say thank you to him for us two ghosts." The inspector was stunned: "Uh..." "As a spiritual master, he actually asked for property in private. No, I am the witness." The inspector said solemnly: "Well, your testimony is very important. Is there anything else you can add?" "Oh, sir, can you force him to accept more? I really mean it..." The inspector was furious: "Get out!" "Can a spirit master fall in love with a ghost?" The inspection commander said solemnly: "This is against the rules of heaven." "Then why did he give me a love bracelet?" The inspector looked embarrassed: "Ahem, this female ghost, this is... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.