Tales of Absurdity

Absurd events, absurd people, Journey to the West and A Chinese Odyssey, all utter nonsense.

Zhi Zunbao transmigrates into A Chinese Odyssey and becomes the Monkey King. That's absurd enough, but even more absurd is that the System wants him to solve a crisis threatening the Three Realms. That's even more ridiculous. Unless you give me a harem of three palaces, six courts, and seventy-two concubines, forget it.

The System says, "Dream on! Keep running your mouth, and I'll drop a heavenly pot on you and let you taste the thirty-six Heavenly Thunderbolts and seventy-two Earthly Thunderbolts!"

Zhi Zunbao bursts into tears: "You lousy System never follows the script!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.