Great Tang: The Iron Tide

Li Hao brings his Red Alert System to the Tang Dynasty.

Jieli: "Heavens! Is this a miracle?"

Li Hao: "Not at all. I just fired a cannon."

Li Shimin: "What should we do about the locust plague?"

Li Hao: "Eat them! They're all nutritious supplements."

The aristocratic clans: "Are you trying to destroy our foundations?"

Li Hao: "No, I'm just writing a few books."

The nations of the world: "Earth can no longer contain you. Go explore beyond it."

Li Hao: "Uh, I guess so. But I have alien friends."

Gateway to the Myriad Worlds: "You can't see me. You can't see me."

Li Hao: "Huh? What are you crouching there for? Get up and get to work."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.