Three Kingdoms: Let's Burn Dong Zhuo's Mansion for Fun

Other people transmigrate, and the System gives them superpowers with a 10,000-point critical hit.

I transmigrate, and the System gives me a lighter and a box of condoms.

Did I transmigrate to some fake world?!

Below Sishui Pass, Hua Xiong brandishes his mighty blade and struts about.

Dispatches keep arriving at the camps of the ten allied lords:

"Report! Yu She fought Hua Xiong for less than three bouts before being slain by him."

"Report! Pan Feng has been slain by Hua Xiong."

At that moment, Guan Yu drinks a cup of warm wine, takes up his blade, leaves the tent, and vaults onto his horse.

Before long:

"Report! Guan Yu has been slain by Hua Xiong."

Before Liu Bei can even process what happened, Lu Bu, who has transmigrated into this world and is seated high on the alliance leader's throne, is left dumbfounded.

Once again, the plot hasn't gone according to the original story.

Tonight, the System's punishment, that lightning tribulation, is sure to come again! What am I supposed to do?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.