With the System in Hand, I Have All the Skills

Old man, you tricked me into becoming a Taoist preacher, then dumped me here as a transfer student. You're so irresponsible!

N-Ninth Uncle?

You little brat, you don't even call me Master anymore? Have you picked up bad habits from Wencai?

Patriarch Bodhi: "Child, there's a cultivator at the gate. Go and greet him. Wait, huh? There's another one? Never mind, bring them both in!"

Hey, Brother Monkey! I'm the new transfer student. Where's the dorm? And could you sign an autograph for me while you're at it?

Fahai: "Mighty Heavenly Dragon! Great Spell of the Law!"

Master, I'm just two demons short of finishing my summer homework. Can I have this one?

Great Master Xuandu: "Teacher, is the new junior apprentice really your illegitimate son? Ah! Teacher, I was wrong!"

Bai Xiaobai: "Actually, my biggest wish is just to slack off. Believe me?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.