Old man, you deceived me into being a Taoist preacher, but you threw me here as a transfer student. You are irresponsible!
Nine, Uncle Nine?
You brat, you don't even call me master anymore. Have you learned from Wen Cai?
Ancestor Bodhi: Boy, there is a Taoist cultivator outside the door. Please go and receive him. Wait, eh? Another one? Come on, come in together!
Hello Brother Monkey, I am a new transfer student. Where is the dormitory? Can you sign your name for me by the way?
Fahai: The mighty Tianlong! Daluo spell!
Master, I have two monsters left to finish my summer homework, can you only give it to me?
Master Xuandu: Teacher, is the new junior brother really your illegitimate son? Ah! Teacher, I was wrong!
Bai Xiaobai: In fact, my biggest wish is to catch fish, do you believe it?
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
