Three Kingdoms: You Burned Down My Thatched Cottage, and Now You Want Me to Come Out of Retirement?

What should you do if you accidentally transmigrate to the late Eastern Han dynasty and become Zhuge Kongming?

After gaining a sign-in System, all he wants to do each day is check in. After twenty years of signing in, he can ascend to immortality on the spot.

With the twenty-year mark almost here, Liu Bei arrives with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, asking him to come out of retirement.

Only a fool would give up becoming an immortal to become an emotionless tool.

But after he refuses Liu Bei, Zhang Fei sneaks out that very night and burns down the thatched cottage where he was bound to sign in. He was just one hour away from becoming an immortal.

Destroying someone's foundations is like killing their parents. You burned down my cottage and still expect me to come out of retirement? Big-Eared Thief, dream on!

Since I was born into a turbulent age, a man should wield a seven-foot sword, reclaim the fifty provinces beyond the passes, and take both the realm and its beauties for himself.

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance is coincidental. Do not imitate.