I'm Thirteen, Uncle! We Need to Think Bigger!

Hu Yumin was originally twenty-eight when he came here from a parallel world.

At two, he discovered that his dad was a drunk and utterly useless.

Luckily, his mom was a professional nurse, and kept his tiny, precious life going with IV drips.

At three, modern technological knowledge began flooding into his mind.

Then, one early morning when he was five, a mechanical voice suddenly rang out in his head as he was drawing!

He knew what it was. This damn thing was a System!

He'd lived nearly a hundred years, so he'd read a few novels in his spare time.

But activating this System required meeting a condition: he had to help someone who was neither friend nor relative, but had a somewhat ambiguous relationship with him, win over the person they wanted, then dump them in front of a crowd.

At first, Hu Yumin thought the System's mission involved a girl, until he ran into his great-uncle, Yan Miaomiao!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.