A Million Students Are Teaming Up to Beat Me Up

Gao Yuan transmigrates to a parallel world twenty years in the past and discovers that its literary scene is a barren wasteland.

He copies an ancient poem, "Pity the Farmers"...

Ding! Congratulations on writing the classic poem "Pity the Farmers." Reward: a home in the Longjing school district...

Congratulations on writing "Bring in the Wine." Reward: ten jars of pure, natural Hou'er wine...

Congratulations on writing "Song of the Thatched Roof Blown Away by Autumn Wind." Reward: a production line for a cancer-curing drug...

The literary world goes mad, but the textbook editorial board is thrilled. Every poem Gao Yuan writes, they add to the curriculum...

From elementary school all the way through college...

Every student can see "Author: Gao Yuan" and "Memorize the entire text" in their textbooks...

So a million students band together to beat me up...

There is simply too much to memorize!

Gao Yuan smiles: "This is only the beginning. Feel the terror of being ruled by poetry and classical prose!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.