Great Tang: Help Me Up, I Want to Stay Up All Night

In the ninth year of the Wude era, Li Er successfully seized the throne in the Xuanwu Gate Incident. He appeared to be riding high, but in reality, the empire was beset by troubles at home and abroad.

By a twist of fate, he came to a place called an "Internet cafe," and from then on, Li Er discovered a whole new world.

"There are tiny people inside this screen, and even armies of thousands..."

"Why is this medicinal drink so cold and sweet? It even has bubbles in it!"

"This simple bowl of noodle soup is so delicious, the taste lingers forever!"

"Do you have any more spicy strips? Another pack!"...

A month later.

Changsun Wuji: "Your Majesty, the Turkic army is attacking!"

Li Er: "Don't panic. I have a plan. Break them up and defeat them one by one."

Wei Zheng: "Your Majesty, after this great upheaval, how should we restore order?"

Li Er: "Thanks for asking. I'm at the Taiji Palace, attending the morning court session..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.