I Found a Mercedes Under Mount Tai That Had Run Over a Sheep. What Should I Do?

From the start, the System takes him to Mount Tai, where he finds the Heavenly Emperor's Mercedes-Benz. Then a coffin pulled by nine dragons scares him, and in a moment of carelessness, he runs over the sheep belonging to the old crow, the eternal mastermind.

Just like that, he betrays two mighty figures and becomes entangled in an inescapable karmic bond.

Then the big shots' group chat **starts up.

Ying Ping relies on his silver tongue.

He borrows supplies from all the big shots.

He even tricks them into helping him cultivate.

Great Love Immortal Venerable Fang the Old Demon VS Ye the Heavenly Emperor and his Nine-Dragon Coffin

The Ninth-Tier Heavenly Tribulation VS the Beginningless Emperor, who turns his back on all living beings

The Mother of Humanity VS the Empress

A single bow before the demon for three thousand years VS the Desolate Heavenly Emperor, who stands alone against the ages.

"Please, Main Character, Kill Me" PK the Eternal Mastermind, the Old Crow.

Looking at all the people on his side who still haven't made a move,

Ying Ping can only say: Please, you two, hurry up and kill me. Right now.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.