Unable to Become a Ninja, I Can Only Cultivate Immortality

The battlefield in the Land of Rain

Jiraiya: "Senior Hanzo, let's stop fighting. You have no chance."

Hanzo: "You arrogant little brats from Konoha. You underestimate the Rain Shinobi!"

"Ninja Art: Thousand Needles Like Rain!"

Jiraiya: "Sage Art: Fire Dragon Flame Bomb!" "Sage Art: Earth Dragon Bullet!"

Combined ninjutsu: "Sage Art: Molten Bomb!"

Orochimaru: "Sage Art: Earth Release, Earth-Flow Rampart!"

Tsunade: "Sage Art: Wood Release, Wood Dragon Jutsu!"

Hanzo: dead.

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