I Am the Villain

"Uchiha Itachi? You want to destroy your own clan, so let me help you." Uchiha Itachi: "???" "Luffy? Can a pirate who doesn't burn, kill, and plunder be called a pirate? That's called a sea adventurer." Luffy: "I want to become the Adventure King?" "God of Destruction? I helped you destroy the universe, so don't thank me." God of Destruction: "While sleeping..." "Anti-Qin alliance? You rebelled against me and stole my home. Take all the beauties home." Anti-Qin Alliance: "The Six Kingdoms are gone?" Qin Shihuang: "Is my Great Qin over?" "What are the rules of a villain? I want all the beauties and kill all the men." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.