I've Checked In for a Thousand Years as Tianpeng, and I Absolutely Won't Journey to the West

Name: I've Checked In for a Thousand Years as Tianpeng, and I Absolutely Won't Journey to the West
Author: Useless Bane

我天蓬打卡千年，绝不西游

by Useless Bane (废物贝恩)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 9k Words
Genre: Martial Arts & Cultivation
Subgenre: Classical Xianxia
Updated: 5y ago
Source: Faloo

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Bian Zhuang thinks he's pretty lucky.

He transmigrates, looks handsome, and succeeds in cultivation, ascending to the Heavenly Court. Then he gets a System, and as long as he keeps clocking in at the Heavenly Court, he can grow stronger without end.

Just a few days later, he's promoted to Marshal in charge of eighty thousand heavenly soldiers and generals.

What a winner!

Wait?

That title sounds familiar!

Marshal Tianpeng?

Zhu Bajie?

Damn it!

There's no way I'm going to the Western Heaven, and I'm definitely not turning into Zhu Bajie!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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