I’ll Come Clean: My Eldest Senior Brother Has No Regard for Wude

Reborn into an age of mythology, Chen Haodan became a lowly Qi Refiner.

He had no System that made him stronger just by showing off, nor was he a child of destiny with a hidden, heaven-defying background. All he had was a dream of cultivating immortality and staying alive.

For that, he would stop at nothing and spare no effort to develop powerful pills... Never-ending Diarrhea, Mighty Erection, Constant Urination, Lust Unbound...

"Young man, you have no honor! You used a sneaky trick!" The old man clutched his crotch, his face twisted beyond recognition.

You have no honor! You actually gave me laxatives... A young maiden clutched her stomach, her face ashen, as her bowels churned without cease...

Hello, everyone. I'm Haodan. Hao as in "good person," dan as in "egg." Behold my outrageous life.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.