Me, a Psychotic: Signing In on Psychotics Until I Die

Name: Me, a Psychotic: Signing In on Psychotics Until I Die
Author: Flower Reviews, Flower Prices, Flower Votes

我，精神病，精神病身上签到到死

by Flower Reviews, Flower Prices, Flower Votes (花评花价花票)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 59k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Superpowers
Updated: 5y ago
Source: Faloo

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Earth has been invaded by extraterrestrial life, and it is on the brink of disaster.

Magic City Big Cat Psychiatric Hospital.

"Ding! Congratulations on your first successful sign-in. You have obtained the ability to summon Ultraman Tiga."

"Ding! Congratulations on your second successful sign-in. You have obtained a top-tier Buddhist skill: Great Heavenly Dragon."

"Ding! Congratulations on your third successful sign-in. You have obtained the ability to make apples appear anytime, anywhere."

Liu Yan refuses to leave the psychiatric hospital.

I can sign in by interacting with psychiatric patients.

And gain the abilities they talk about!

Why would I go outside to deal with normal people?

They seem less normal than the patients here.

As Liu Yan's many identities and abilities are revealed,

countless beauties throw themselves at him,

countless powerful figures beg for his protection,

and countless experts seek his guidance.

Liu Yan: Get lost! Are any of you even half as important as these psychiatric patients?

I learned everything from them.

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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