Journey to the West: I, Tang Sanzang, Am Done Fetching the Scriptures

After transmigrating into Journey to the West, I get fed a Dragon-Tiger Pill by the Queen of the Women's Country from the start.

"Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your first strike hit the mark, and you've gained a pair of twins!"

"..."

"Master, are we still going to fetch the scriptures?"

"Fetch scriptures? To hell with those scriptures. Whoever wants them can go."

"Bajie, what happened to your body?"

"Master, I caught the Jade Emperor and Chang'e meeting in secret back then, and my body got **ed."

"Old Sha, why are you bald?"

"Master, Guanyin used my fish head to fill in the bed of the Flowing Sand River."

Journey to the West begins with me, Chen Jiangliu, refusing to fetch the scriptures!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.