Journey to the West: I, Monk Tang, No Longer Seek Buddhist Scriptures

Traveling through the west, at the beginning, the king of the daughter country fed him the Dragon Tiger Pill. "Ding! Congratulations to the host for hitting the target and getting a pair of twin heirs!" "..." "Master, are we still going to get scriptures?" "Get the scriptures? Go to hell with the scriptures, whoever wants to get them can do it." ……… "Bajie, why is your body gone?" "Master, when I happened to have a tryst between the Jade Emperor and Chang'e, my body was raped." "Lao Sha, why are you bald?" "Master, my fish head was filled up in the bed of the Liusha River by Guanyin." ……… Journey to the West begins with me, Chen Jiangliu, not going to seek Buddhist scriptures! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.