Anchor, Your Pet Has Become a Sperm!

Unable to bear the harassment from his ex-girlfriends, Jiang Han chose to hide in a rental house and become a small anchor. One day, a cardboard box appeared at his door... "Abandoned pets, please adopt them." From then on, Jiang Han's painful and happy life began. Audience: "Anchor, don't drink! Your pet poisoned your orange juice. I didn't lie to you, it's true!" Audience: "Here we go, it turns out that the conch girl is real, and the anchor's pet can actually do laundry and cook!" Audience: "What a monster! The anchor's pet can actually perform cardiopulmonary resuscitation, and even the country has praised it!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.