The Heavenly Court's Tea God: An Immortal Who Doesn't Act Like One

After Qi Fei, once a good man, stops playing by the rules, even the Three Realms will tremble. The greatest player in love looks out only for himself. Sacrifice your lover to the heavens, and your magic will know no bounds.

Why should we immortals bother being human? Don't you agree?

There is a mysterious organization in the Celestial Realm, directly under the Jade Emperor, called the Office of Severed Ties. Just as the name suggests, it cuts emotional bonds! The Office stands on equal footing with the Hall of the Matchmaker and is responsible for severing any feelings that should never have arisen.

Immortals who know it exists never want to mention it. Those who don't know it exists will never find out.

The Office of Severed Ties has ten agents, each coldhearted and loveless, each a master at manipulating emotions. They can control romantic bonds with ease. Give them two people madly in love, or lovers bound together through several lifetimes, and all it takes is one agent interfering for them to turn against each other in an instant, never to meet again, alive or dead. They cut those ties cleanly!

Recently, this scummy organization has welcomed a new member, its eleventh agent. A hopeless romantic, a thousand...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.