Daily Show? Then How Did I Become the God of Destruction?

Ding, congratulations to the host for getting the system. Ding, the mandatory binding was successful. Ding, get the Dragon Ball system. Ding, get the God of Destruction. Ding, get the Hokage system. Ding, get the power of Mangekyō Sharingan. ? Good guy, are you so exciting right from the start? So what do I do? Ding, ah, this... I don't know. ? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.