1. Shi Yi never cultivates. His meager cultivation is only for looking handsome and opening his spatial ring. He's made up his mind: in this life, all he'll do is be a spoiled, swaggering wastrel.
2. Someone else will take care of the cleanup, of course. Before, he relied on having a peerless, prodigiously talented son. As for what comes next, hehe...
3. He's had a little bit of luck. His aptitude is trash, and all he's got going for him is an unrivaled, handsome face. Well, he can summon himself with a little spell, he knows how to dream, and he's got a rundown Heavenly Empress Q&A System. Better than nothing, at least.
4. He never expected that summoning himself could get completely out of hand. Even more surprising, across the countless eras of the Myriad Worlds, there was someone as powerful as him.
5. Shi Yi's motto: He can't beat anyone, but he can beat himself so badly he can't find his way home.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
