I Have a Training School for Monsters

"Hey, Xiaozhen, don't watch TV all day long. Pay attention to your ghost eyes, which have turned into pure whites." "Turn off the TV and come out!" Sand! Sand! Sand! A pale hand stretched out from the TV, and then a head with long hair covering its face. "Um, Miss Chu, how many times have I told you that the seated chest press is for training your pectoralis major muscles. Come on, let me teach you, spread your legs and sit..." "You're not sitting on me, you're sitting on a stool..." "Hold it with both hands... Chu Meiren, please respect yourself!" "I'll go, Black and White are impermanent. Why are you two stacking up together? Pay attention to your appearance. This is a classroom. If you want to take it back to your own grave, you can do it." "Fat Tiger, this is the training school for fierce ghosts. You are here to receive training." "Look at you, you eat all day long. When will you become a qualified fierce ghost?" "Are you willing to watch the person who killed you become popular... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.