From the Start: The Campus Belle Cornered Me at the Cafeteria

"Mr. Gu Bei, do you think men and women can be just friends?"

"If they're ugly, everyone in the world is a friend!"

"Mr. Gu Bei, my ex invited me to their wedding. What should I do?"

"Give them three words: 'I'll come next time!'"

"Mr. Gu Bei, how can I make someone never forget me?"

"The best way is to borrow money and never pay it back!"

"Mr. Gu Bei, everyone knows how brave you are. Is there anything you're afraid of?"

"Well, actually, I'm most afraid of walking alone at night."

"Why?"

"It's so dark, and I'm so handsome. I'm afraid they won't be able to see me!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.