Beginning: I Was Blocked at the Entrance of the Cafeteria by the School Belle

"Mr. Gu Bei, do you think there is pure friendship between men and women?" "As long as you are ugly, you will have friends all over the world!" "Mr. Gu Bei, my ex invited me to get married, what should I do?" "Send her three words - go next time!" "Mr. Gu Bei, how can you make someone never forget you?" "The best way is not to pay back the money you owe!" "Mr. Gu Bei, the whole world knows your courage. Is there anything you are afraid of?" "Well, actually I'm most afraid of walking at night." "Why?" "It's so dark and I'm so handsome, I'm afraid they can't see me!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.