Naruto: I'm Tom Uchiha, and I Destroyed the Six Paths Stone Tablet from the Start!

I am Uchiha Tom, a legend from time immemorial.

After slumbering for many years, I was awakened by Uchiha Itachi.

The moment I woke up, I heard Uchiha Itachi say he was going to wipe out the clan to prove his way!

I'll wipe you out, you little punk.

With a spin of my Mangekyō Sharingan, Uchiha Itachi turned into Pikachu Itachi.

What?

You need to kill your own brother to obtain the Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan?

And that was written on the Uchiha Clan's stone tablet at Naka Shrine?

One kick shattered the stone tablet!

How is it that every member of the Uchiha Clan is dumber than the last? They can't even tell that the stone tablet was obviously altered!

Danzo: How can the mighty Root not deal with a single cat?

Hiruzen: A cat with a Mangekyō? That's way too dangerous. No way, no way!

Hashirama: Madara! So you learned your dance from Senior Tom!

Kaguya: Sorry, the sealing space is actually pretty fun. I'm going back right now!

Momoshiki descended upon the moon, when suddenly a voice rang out: Does the Ōtsutsuki Clan want to dance too?

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.