From the Start: My Sister's Group Message Traps Me

"This is bad! My wife is starting to suspect there's something between us. We can't keep in touch anymore!" Su Ranran, an elementary school student, played a prank, secretly grabbing her brother's phone and sending a probing message.

Ding! Quest triggered.

Choice 1: Pretend nothing happened. Reward: a Ninja Turtle and the title of Scumbag.

Choice 2: Explain to everyone that it was your sister's prank. Reward: a bottle of spit and the title of Scumbag.

Choice 3: Give your little sister bamboo shoots stir-fried with pork. Reward: half a day of good cheer and 20,000 yuan.

Heh, of course I'll choose...

What! I'm falsely accused of groping someone on the first day of school.

What! The teacher is late on a rainy day, and the security guard won't let my sister into school because of the rules.

Hey... Bring the new infantry fighting vehicle. I'm going to Beihai Elementary School.

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance is coincidental. Do not imitate.