I Eat Iron and Meat

Jiang Shi really wanted to point everyone to the encyclopedia entry on pandas and make them take a good look.

Pandas are clearly omnivorous mammals belonging to the order Carnivora and the family Ursidae, okay?

But why,

why does everyone think pandas can only eat bamboo?

Every day, it's one kind of bamboo or another.

My mouth's so sick of it, I could chirp like a bird.

I want meat. I want fried chicken. I want barbecue.

I want cola. I want beer. I want milk tea.

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