Faking Superpowers: Teaching at a School for Espers

What’s it like to have a ridiculous System?

Ten-pull from the start???

Why did I get nothing but instant noodles, bottled water, and ham sausages?

What did I do wrong? I’ve been working hard and keeping my head down!

But this ridiculous System insists the protagonist quit his job.

Then it sends him to teach at a school full of people with supernatural abilities.

Why do other people gain strength from instant noodles, mental power from ham sausages, and faster healing from bottled water,

while they’re just ordinary food when I eat them?

This place is full of human-shaped tyrannosaurs, and you expect an ordinary person like me to teach here?

A funny urban entertainment story. If it’s not your thing, please don’t flame me!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.