Harry Potter: The Retired Wizard's Everyday Life

For someone reborn in the Land of Foodies, eating is the most important thing.

As someone who has transmigrated and been reborn twice, the magic in this world is far too simple.

Aien T. Ambrosius, who is both of the above, wonders whether Fantastic Beasts are edible.

Even as a child, after frightening a Hungarian Horntail, Aien thought to himself: Why am I not grown up yet? I want to eat dragon meat!!!

When he first saw Fawkes, Aien, a master of the elements, wanted a phoenix. Not because it looked edible, but because it was so cool!!

Lying on the ground, Voldemort watched Aien combine Avada Kedavra with Fiendfyre and wipe out his entire Death Eater army. Could he surrender?

P.S. This is mainly a slice-of-life story. I'm trying to turn Fantastic Beasts into Chinese recipes, and there are lots of original Fantastic Beasts too. Their fate, of course, is to become ingredients.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.