I'm a Dragon, and I Just Want to Lose Everything, Go Home, and Live Off My Parents

Recently, a correspondent for the Faren Continent's Sorcerer Gazette interviewed Yalu, a young entrepreneur and blue dragon, the youngest son of the monster king of the Lonely Wasteland and the Sandglaze Dragon Mother.

The Lonely Wasteland's wealth has now caught up with Mithral Hall, home of the northern dwarven kingdom, and Deepwater City in the Sword Coast.

Its businesses are far-reaching, spanning loan sharking, kidnapping noble children, commercial fraud, and robbing passing merchants. They have profoundly changed people's stereotype that dragonspawn do nothing but live off their parents.

The Sandglaze Dragon Mother's youngest son, the young blue dragon Yalu, is also considered one of the "Ten Outstanding Young People of the North," a "model for the new generation of dragons," and a "generous boss." Among monsters, he has a rare gift for investment and the keen insight of a monster lord.

When the sorcerer correspondent arrives, Yalu pours out his woes.

"I'm really no business genius!"

"My success is entirely..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.