Rebirth and Cultivation: I Can't Cultivation

I want to become an immortal. This is my dream, but I'm afraid it won't come true. In the eyes of others: "Saint, please say something again, I am going to make a breakthrough." "Boss, I want to hold your thigh tight." "Boss, do you still need a guard?" Ouch, I'm very popular. Even the Emperor of Heaven comes to my place for dinner, and the Queen Mother of the West even comes to my door. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.