Villain, Stop Giving Me Free Wins!

In this very unserious world of the supernatural,

Su Ming is an unparalleled master with a built-in "protagonist halo," and somehow always gets dragged into all kinds of disasters!

All he wants is to live like an ordinary person, be a quiet couch potato, and get by as a pretty boy until he dies!!

"Ladies, stop clinging to me! I swear I didn't save you on purpose!"

"Honey, let me explain. They threw themselves at me! I'm innocent!"

"Ancient gods awakening? The end of the century? I'm no savior!"

"Villains, please stop handing me easy wins. I really don't want to show off!"

No System, no transmigration.

This isn't the kind of wish-fulfillment novel where the protagonist shows off all the way until you're sick of it.

It's just a fun, goofy, wildly imaginative light novel with an outlandish premise!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.