People in Konoha: Busy Revising the Plot

"What? The first Hokage launched many wars in an attempt to unify the ninja world by collecting tailed beasts?" "What? Was it the First Hokage that Uchiha Madara stopped?" "What? Are all the Akimichi family weak and skinny?" "What? Erzhuzi is a talkative scumbag?" Shangquan Nange scratched his head in confusion, feeling that his outlook on life had collapsed. But then Shanquan Nange discovered that as long as he changed a certain character into something he knew well. You can randomly select a skill. So Kamizumi Nange began his journey to correct the ninja world. Including but not limited to helping Tsunade grow bigger, making Hinata become shy easily, gouging out one of Kakashi's eyes... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.