In the World of Naruto

I am Uchiha Madara's uncle, Uchiha Mei.

I have three nephews who are still alive: Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Izuna, and the nephew I picked up later, Senju Hashirama.

No, he should be called Uchiha Hashirama.

And my favorite thing to do is mess with my nephews.

Of course, you can't blame me for being twisted. Blame my System.

It's called the God-Tier Nephew-Tricking System. I earn points by messing with my nephews or killing enemies, and every nephew-tricking mission also gives me a chance to draw a prize.

So why should I go to all the trouble of killing enemies? Isn't messing with my nephews much more fun?

"Madara, see that Hyuga Jonin? Uncle Mei is going to put you through your paces. Go on! Take him out!"

Eight-year-old Madara stared at Mei, completely dumbfounded.

Seeing this, Mei kicked Madara straight toward the Hyuga Jonin.

"Go on, already!"

"Ding! Nephew-tricking mission complete. Uchiha Madara's tricked level: A. Reward: one A..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.