Divine Healer: My Patients Come from the Myriad Worlds

Ye Xinghe.

Bound to a Divine Doctor System.

The System periodically sends him patients with mysterious identities.

Lin Daiyu's bronchiectasis, Tongzhi's venereal disease, Tang Bohu's emphysema, Su Dongpo's hemorrhoids, Bai Juyi's gout, and Emperor Wu of Han's diabetes.

Ye Xinghe: Name?

Tongzhi: Aisin-Gioro Zaichun!

Ye Xinghe: Speak plainly!

Tongzhi: I'm the Tongzhi Emperor. Surely a doctor like you knows the name.

Ye Xinghe: Young man, you've got * all over. It's syphilis.

Tongzhi: No, my mother said it's smallpox.

Ye Xinghe: Who's your mother?

Tongzhi: My mother is Cixi.

Ye Xinghe: Are you going to listen to your mother or your doctor?

Tongzhi: I'll listen to my mother's *.

Ye Xinghe: Good boy. If you want to save face, then...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.