From Wei Xiaobao to the Founding Emperor

Several big guys from The Deer and the Cauldron got together to discuss who is the most awesome person in the world? Emperor Kangxi said: "I think my brother Wei Xiaobao is the best!" Emperor Shunzhi said: "Yes, it's my godson Wei Xiaobao!" Princess Changping of the Ming Dynasty said: "Nonsense! Wei Xiaobao is obviously my godson!" Chen Jinnan said: "Wei Xiaobao is obviously the new chief helmsman of the Tiandi Society!" Master Huicong of Shaolin Temple: "Amitabha, Wei Xiaobao is obviously my abbot master of Shaolin Temple!" Everyone in the Shenlong Sect: "You are all talking nonsense! Wei Xiaobao is obviously the leader of the Shenlong Sect! Leader Wei will live forever and live as long as the heavens!" Wei Xiaobao: "You don't have to fight, I'm the best, then let me dominate the world!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.