Da Qin: I Will Extend the Life of Zulong Indefinitely

Guard: "Prime Minister, in the past year, His Majesty Long Yang has not been able to take action, and he has been very distressed... Oh, Prime Minister, what is this little pill?" Mian Zhenghe: "The peerless yang elixir - Viagra!" Guard: "Prime Minister, it's bad, Your Majesty is out of breath... Prime Minister, why are you carrying the ax?" Mian Zhenghe: "I will split His Majesty's head with a sharp ax and perform surgery..." Ying Zheng: "Prime Minister, this picture of yours is..." Mitsukuru: "World map..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.