Poseidon: I Am Not the King of the Sea

I, Poseidon, the god of the sea with dominion over the entire ocean. Let me say it again, I am Poseidon, not Poseidon! I am a very dedicated person. I would never do such things as flirting with various goddesses and running a harem everywhere! "You impudent fellow!" "Well, Lord Zeus, please listen to my explanation. Queen Hera's underwear was really not stolen by me!" "Wherever light comes, darkness recedes!" "What, Miss Valkyrie, I accidentally knocked out the light bulb..." "I warn you not to touch my mask, otherwise..." "Huh? Sphinx, what are you talking about?" "You, before I even finished speaking, you just... Teared off my mask?" "I, Athena, the goddess of wisdom! I must represent wisdom and justice to destroy you, the stupid and immoral pervert." "Damn, why are you such a troublemaker again?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.