I Am a Lamppost Running into a Canyon

A master of magic and martial arts, proficient in weapons! When Yun Xiao, as a weapons master, comes to the king's palace holding a lamppost, the whole world will tremble! Yun Xiao: "I, Yun Xiao, have never been a fighter in my life, so I have no choice but to buy equipment!" Storm Dragon King: "Why are you making a bet with others and pulling out my teeth?" Hua Mulan: "No wonder father promised me to you, I will be yours from now on!" Kai: "Brother, let's talk about our own affairs from now on. I'll call you brother, how about you call me uncle?" Kuang Tie: "I feel a mysterious power from the east!" Sun Shangxiang: "This young lady is so talented that I won't like you!" A Li: "Is he a famous weapon master in Chang'an City? A Li is a fan of you and Lord Di!" Li Bai: "If you have wine today, you will get drunk today. Brother Yun, cheers!" Until a lost Fuso warrior came to Chang'an to set up the ring... Miyamoto Musashi: "I want to challenge... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.