A Census Reveals the Identity of Otsutsuki Ichiraku!

It was time for the shinobi world's seventh census, and the census-taking ninja arrived in the Hidden Leaf Village. This time, the census was broadcast live in hopes of uncovering a different side of its people.

Census Ninja: "Hello, Mr. Uchiha Tom. Would you like to register as well?"

Uchiha Tom: "Do you want to dance too? Sorry, wrong line. Why don't you ask Senju Jerry over there first?"

Senju Jerry, with his hands on his hips: "You've got to be kidding me! Do I really have to admit I'm not human?!"

At Ichiraku, Teuchi was watching the live broadcast on TV when his face suddenly twisted into a mask of agony. Without the broadcast, he never would have imagined that in the Leaf Village, even cats and mice were walking all over humans. For ten years, I, Otsutsuki Ichiraku, have been lying low, so long that I've almost forgotten who I am! Starting today, I, Otsutsuki Ichiraku, will never hold back again!!!

"Ding~ Feeling..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.