Streamer, Please Save Me!

"Streamer, streamer, help me! A female ghost is pinning me down in bed. It's terrifying!"

"Relax. There's nothing scary about that. Just try rolling over. Then your nightmare will turn into a wet dream, won't it?"

"I'm serious!"

"So am I. I'm not joking."

"I'm a woman."

"Ahem... Then you know how to rub one out, right?"

"!"

"Ding-dong! Scene mission activated: Catch a female ghost and use her as an air-conditioning body pillow."

After transmigrating into the body of a late-night radio host, Ye Qiu activates a Dirty Talk King System. As long as he says something dirty, he earns Dirty Talk Points. He can even complete missions to exchange them for all kinds of gear and items. He's hit the jackpot.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.