The Myriad Worlds Surfing System

The System is for useless people! Mission: Drink a glass of water. Reward for completing the mission: Super Saiyan 4 God physique. Ding! A newbie gift pack is here. Claim it: Nokia Ultraman God transformation stick. Ding! Reward: Soul of the Supreme God of the Myriad Worlds…

From then on, the protagonist carried a surfboard, squinted his little eyes, and grinned at the readers, showing yellow teeth with bits of leafy greens stuck in them. In a booming voice, he declared, "Pretty girls and handsome guys... Come on, follow me to see the little goldfish... Pah, I mean, let's go surfing..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.