The Actor Is Ready / Playing Wei Xiaobao from the Start

"See? I told you he was a fake eunuch! What eunuch has that much leg hair? And look at his Adam's apple and stubble. He must have been disguising himself with face powder all this time."

"Exactly! Oh, thank goodness we found out early and came up with this plan to make the best of a bad situation. Otherwise, if the Emperor really discovered him, we'd get dragged into it too. Besides, Eunuch Wei has always treated us well. This way, we're saving him and ourselves... Speaking of which, why hasn't the eunuch with the knife come yet? Maybe we should take his pants off first, so there won't be any trouble later..."

Zhao Xiaobao, a talented actor of his generation, woke up and almost had a heart attack. What the hell is going on here?

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.