Xianxia: I Opened an Internet Cafe in Another World

Zhang Heng: I transmigrated to another world. While everyone else cultivates immortality, I run an internet cafe.

A certain sword immortal: "After playing Sekiro, I finally learned what true swordsmanship is! Everyone in Ashina is a sword saint, and I can't even beat a monkey! No more talk, I'm off to forge some iron!"

A certain general: "The Dark Plague in the Abyss of the Nether Clan is nothing. I witnessed and experienced the zombie apocalypse in Resident Evil firsthand. You think a little scene like this scares me?"

A certain monk: "Travel west to spread the scriptures and relieve all the world's suffering? The journey west is hard? I've already carried the flame in Dark Souls III. What have I got to fear? Come, bring me my kasaya! Watch how this humble monk subdues demons!"

A certain princess: "Stealing crops is so much fun! Cafe manager, get me another cup of instant noodles, pickled cabbage flavor, and add a sausage!"

At some point, one after another, a whole host of sword saints, immortal emperors, Buddhas, and mighty experts began emerging from a tiny internet cafe.

They were unparalleled in strength, yet all of them said they...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.