Honghuang: I Am the Mountain God, and My Second Disciple Is Tongtian

Xiao Qingdi transmigrates to the Primordial World, becoming an utterly ordinary mountain god.

He thinks his future will be all about keeping his head down: keep hiding, keep hiding, and keep hiding until the end of time.

But what he doesn't know is this:

The fruit growing on the tree beside his eldest disciple is actually Luohou.

The nameless sword cultivator standing above his head, his second disciple, is actually Tongtian.

His maid is Houtu, one of the Twelve Ancestral Witches.

His mount is the Qilin who guards the Central Province.

Countless ages later, after the immeasurable tribulation has passed, Xiao Qingdi speaks again in a quiet voice: "Stay alert and keep cultivating in seclusion. Don't think you can slack off just because the tribulation is over. What if you run into Luohou, Tongtian, or the Ancestral Witches later?"

Then he gives Luohou, Tongtian, Houtu, and the others each a sharp rap on the head.

"Now get back to seclusion for another trillion, trillion epochs!"

A goofy misunderstanding-fueled novel. Don't overthink it.

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.