A High Martial World: I Stay Home and Never Go Out. Young Man, Have You No Honor?

A high-martial-arts world.

Luo Ji stayed home playing video games.

An old master came to challenge him.

Old Master: I hear you're a genius. Care to trade a couple of moves?

Luo Ji went straight in with a left front kick, a right roundhouse kick, and a left jab.

The old master got careless and didn't dodge.

Old Master: You caught me off guard, young man! You have no martial virtue!

Luo Ji: What is martial virtue?

Old Master: Obviously, you should stop before anyone gets hurt!

Luo Ji: You're just too weak to dodge.

The old master's inner thoughts: I came prepared, yet ended up at such a disadvantage. This fellow is no ordinary talent.

The fight was left unresolved.

The next day, while Luo Ji stayed home watching anime, the old master came back to restore his reputation.

Old Master: Young man! This isn't right. You ambushed a 69-year-old comrade yesterday. I didn't try to shake you down. I advise you to watch your step and think it over carefully. Don't make this kind of clever move again. The martial world values harmony, and you should show martial virtue. Don't go around...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.