Census, My Identity as an Oscar-Winning Actor Was Exposed

Jiang Hao traveled to a parallel world, activated the Supreme Entertainment System, won an Oscar and became a world-famous child star. Ten years after his death, during the seventh national census, enumerators rushed into his home with cameras. Enumerator: "Why does your family use the Golden Horse Best Actor trophy as a fruit plate?" Jiang Hao: "Because it's convenient." Enumerator: "Why do you put the Best Actor trophy on the corner of the table in your home?" Jiang Hao: "Because it's convenient." Enumerator: "Why does your family use the Oscar winner trophy to smash walnuts?" Jiang Hao: "It's just because of convenience." Enumerator: "Did you once have a career as a trophy maker?" Jiang Hao: "No! Because I was once the actor..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.