My Three Kingdoms Has No Wars for Hegemony, We've Already Unified!

My lord, this is bad! Yuan Shao's halberd troops are attacking!

What's the hurry? Youzhou's walls are tall and strong! Tell the Earth Dragon Corps attacking the Guishuang Empire to hurry up and fight. What is Zhao Yun doing, taking three months to beat the Guishuang Empire? I'll dock his pay when he gets back!

My lord, disaster! Cao Cao's Tiger and Leopard Cavalry is unstoppable. They've already taken Xuzhou!

What's there to fear? Youzhou's walls are tall and strong! Let's take Goguryeo first!

My lord, this time it's really bad! Yuan Shao's been wiped out by Cao Cao! They say Cao Cao has his eye on us. He's bringing a hundred thousand troops our way!

What's there to fear? Youzhou's walls are tall and strong! Let me wipe out the Japanese first!

Cao Cao's forces are riding high, and he plans to finish off Liu Xu in one fell swoop, the coward hiding behind his walls.

Looking up at Youzhou's towering walls, Cao Cao couldn't help blurting out, "Holy crap!"

Who the hell builds walls this tall? Is that even something a person should do?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.